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I got accepted into Binghamton University after I finished High School. My father wanted me to go to
Cornell. He even promised to buy me a car if I got accepted into Cornell. My father is so crafty, it's cruel. Of course I didn't stand a chance getting into Cornell, so naturally I didn't even apply for it. When I got accepted into Binghamton, I tried pulling a fast one on him. "Dad, I got into Binghamton just like you wanted me to. Please reimburse me with a new automobile of my choice, as per your agreement." My dad chuckled a bit, "Oh no, I don't think that was what the agreement entailed." The old man is more astute than he seems. |