My coworkers like to tell customers who ask his whereabouts wild things, like he's gone to Japan, or helping Red Cross over in Africa, or that he's simply been "let go."
On a completely unrelated side note, my boss looks a lot like Metal Gear Solid's antagonist, Revolver Ocelot.
Yup, an exact fit with the sunglasses, white hair, mustache, and of course, the dual-wielding revolvers.
Well to be more precise, he doesn't wear sunglasses, nor does he have white hair, and we're not allowed to carry firearms in the store.
So really, just the mustache.