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My father told me to become a pharmacist, I told him I didn't feel like working on a farm.
My mother told me to become a doctor, I told her I didn't want to see naked people all day.
My father told me to become a pharmacist again, I told him I didn't want my job to be replaced by robots, in which he took offense as he is a pharmacist.
My mother told me to become a model, I told her she was gay.