01.03.2011 < | home | >


I'm on the phone with my father. My parents are planning on visiting me sometime this weekend.

me: Remember how I said you should come Friday afternoon, because I end work early that day?
dad: Yea, what about it?
me: Well, I'm letting you know that I don't end work early on Friday. I just have Friday off altogether.
dad: What? How do you have all of Friday off?
me: Because I'm the man.
dad: Ohh, okay I see.


My humor is often wasted on my immigrant parents, especially the monotone sarcastic punchlines where they don't even understand what the heck I'm talking about but pretend like they do.