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I live in Troy, close to New York's capital Albany. This area is missing two vital components: 1. Krispy Kreme Factory 2. White Castle Sure, the longevity of the locals here would drop about 50%, but sacrifices have to be made. I should run for mayor. I'll make everyone go through a screening test, and all ugly people will be ejected from the city, or at least moved to one location that will inevitably become the slums. I'd replace the local police with highly trained ninjas. I'll invest in hi-tech jet packs for the firefighters; no more big and slow firetrucks stuck in traffic. They'd be equipped with the Super Soakers which will be more than enough to combat any wild fires. I think I've pretty much covered every single aspect of running a city, down to the finest detail. Oh no, I almost forgot. I'd order the city to fortify all buildings with reinforced titanium walls and bulletproof glass, because you never know when a zombie epidemic will strike a city. As God as my witness, I will not let my utopian city fall by the undead. |