10.10.2008 < | home | >


i was thinking something about your website, but i already forgot. jjcookies numba1

sincerely your
#1fan.


Dear #1fan,

Allow me to refresh your memory: you were thinking about donating $100 to support this website. The following would have occured:
After your donation, you expect to see results on the page itself, such as a fancy video introduction which glorifies joo's entries. Then an interactive flash menu pops up with all sorts of futuristic sound effects that are heard when the viewer hovers his/her mouse over the buttons.
Except, you don't see any of this. You wait, thinking the process will take more time even though you know that my coding skills are highly advanced (evident of this extremely intricate layout). A week turns into two weeks, two weeks turns into 3 months, and you've had enough.
You file a lawsuit against me, but I am nowhere to be found in the United States. I've already fled to Mexico for refuge. But this doesn't stop you; justice must be done, even if it's by your own hand.
You train yourself to be a tracker and hunter, specializing in stealth and firearm usage. Before you know it, ten years have passed and you find yourself in Mexico, looking for one "Justin". You receive word from the locals that some ten years ago, a good-looking Korean American came across the border, and you don't have to think twice: "good-looking Korean American" and "Justin" go hand-in-hand like pimples and teenagers.
You find me at an orphanage, as I am now taking care of 50+ parentless children. I look at you and smile, asking if you want to adopt 49 kids, but you don't smile back. Instead, you lift up a crip $100 bill, and as realization of who you are sets into my mind, my smile fades. I tell the niņos to go upstairs and play rugby, and it's just you and me, standing in the playroom.
You point your silenced .45 at me, telling me how you've waited ten years for this day. I nod slowly, not saying a word, my eyes close as I accept my fate.

A bright searing light tears through the window. A comet, at a time like this? From whence did it come, and how could there have been absolutely no reports of this monstrosity of an outerspace rock which even now burns into the Earth's atmosphere? Impact strikes right between our stand off, and we are vaporized to atoms.

So you see, #1fan, you will never get your vengeance. Save yourself the effort and donate $100.

Do it for the niņos.