me: | I say we have a contest. We both have a hard time keeping our desks clean. So let's pick a day and clean our desks, then see who has the cleanest desk by the end of the week. |
boss: | Oh, so like a contest? |
me: | Yup. Our part-timer and full-timer can judge whose is the cleanest. |
boss: | And what, the winner gets to hit the loser in the head with a bat? |
me: | ...I was thinking the loser buys the winner lunch. |
boss: | Sure, lunch is good, too. |