04.02.2009 < | home | >


me: I say we have a contest. We both have a hard time keeping our desks clean. So let's pick a day and clean our desks, then see who has the cleanest desk by the end of the week.
boss: Oh, so like a contest?
me: Yup. Our part-timer and full-timer can judge whose is the cleanest.
boss: And what, the winner gets to hit the loser in the head with a bat?
me: ...I was thinking the loser buys the winner lunch.
boss: Sure, lunch is good, too.