01.28.2009 < | home | >


I'm at Pet Smart.
"Do you have a Pet Perks card," the lady at the register asks.
"Not with me." I don't carry around the card because I know a phone number will suffice.
"Not a problem. Phone number is...518?" She starts with Albany's area code, assuming my phone number is from Albany.
"Oh no, actually it's 845..." I continue with the rest of my number.
"Oh, 845, I was from there."
"Oh really? Where were you from?" This perks my interest, as my hometown is an hour and a half away, and little known.
"Newburgh," she says to my surprise.
"Oh wow, that's my hometown." I laugh at the coincidence.
"Yeah, I used to live there 'til I moved up here about a year ago. Too many people were getting killed."
I laugh at this. "Yup, that's Newburgh for ya."

Indeed, that is Newburgh for you.